#DumbAssOfTheDay – January 19, 2015

I’ve heard a ton of stories in the past about people who were into weird things, but I’ve never heard anything quite like this. Maybe this guy can pull a T-Pain and just “Blame it on the Alcohol.” (rim shot!)

According to The Manchester Evening News, a guy over the weekend decided to hit the mall…wasted! It was during his sloshed shopping spree that he came across a sexy piece of steel.

Your #DumbAssOfTheDay 45-year-old Paul Bennett (who looks eerily similar to Sloth in Goonies), was so impressed with the way that mailbox was looking at him that he allegedly walked over to it with his pants already down around his ankles! Bennett began to do the nasty with the inadament object and was so into it that according to witnesses, he was yelling “WOW,” while in the middle of the lewd act.

Upon completing, Bennett decided to start swinging from a lamppost and got into an expletive laced argument with cops who were trying to arrest him. Check out the image below for a good laugh!