#DumbAssOfTheDay – January 5, 2015

Sometimes, life can be exhausting and all you really want/need; is a nap. Well one Florida man is now responsible for birthing a trend, extreme napping!

According to The Smoking Gun, 22-year-old Jeremiah Patterson kicked off 2015 with a bang, or better yet; a bark! Patterson allegedly went to a CVS store in Lutz, Florida and felt the urge to take a nap. According to reports, when Patterson entered the CVS; he went directly to the mens room and stripped down to his birthday suit. He then left the rest room in the buff and made his way to the pet department.

That’s where Patterson found a few different dog beds he liked and decided to bring them back to the bathroom for a little shut eye.

There’s no real winner in this story because CVS is legally prevented from selling the merchandise. We know Patterson definitely didn’t win a thing out of this; unless you consider his mugshot (which you can see below) and charges of retail theft and lewd or lascivious exhibition, or being crowned #DumbAssOfTheDay as victories.